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Mr. Odd Stewart reporting.
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Dateline: America
Elvis Presley regained his proper berth as the world's highest earning dead celebrity. Presley, who will earn an estimated $49 million this year, was edged out in 2006 by Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain.
Dateline: Italee
After an official investigation the Italian government has concluded that recent strange events in the Sicilian village of Canneto di Caronia were caused by "aliens testing secret weapons." Villagers said that fridges and other appliances have been spontaneously bursting into flames.
Dateline: Singapore
Singapore airlines announced that passengers would not be allowed to have sex in the luxury double bed suites aboard its new fleet of Airbus A380 jets. "There are things that are acceptable on an aircraft ," said a spokesman "and things that aren't."
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Bringing you the finest news from the far corners of the Earth and beyond.
We span the globe so that you don't have to.
Mr. Odd Stewart reporting.
Greetings Mr. and Mrs. Globe and all the ships at sea.
Dateline: America
Elvis Presley regained his proper berth as the world's highest earning dead celebrity. Presley, who will earn an estimated $49 million this year, was edged out in 2006 by Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain.
Dateline: Italee
After an official investigation the Italian government has concluded that recent strange events in the Sicilian village of Canneto di Caronia were caused by "aliens testing secret weapons." Villagers said that fridges and other appliances have been spontaneously bursting into flames.
Dateline: Singapore
Singapore airlines announced that passengers would not be allowed to have sex in the luxury double bed suites aboard its new fleet of Airbus A380 jets. "There are things that are acceptable on an aircraft ," said a spokesman "and things that aren't."
Recent posts:
http://blog.the-blogsphere.com/2007/11/free-mp3s-by-email-thru-blogger.html
6 comments:
I like this! Any chance of your photo, esteemed reporter? :)
I dread to think what this post title will do to the ads. I wonder if it's possible to so confuse the AdSense calculating machine that it breaks ...
P.S. What's the smiley for Beelzebub?
Dear reader, I shall post my photo in the next edition of World news! The female readership has been begging for it.
Odd
Say, someone has been messing with my report. I suspect Putin!
Uh, I have no idea what your P.S. means dear reader.
Odd
You're correct. But what do you propose to do about it?
Poo Tin
Drat! The hue-mans are on to my secret weapon. I shall set the disrupteration ray for tea kettles and head for a place called Bude. I've heard that they love boiled sap there as much as Susie 11 and its band of moon cheese munchkins!
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